-the Nairobi Star published a story about how Raila's bodyguard foiled a robbery.that's cool,but talk about timing.where was he when the election was being stolen?

-Maendeleo Ya Wanaume spokesman says he'll highlight issues affecting men.like high hooker prices.

-Obama delivered a speech at Cairo University.the speech was hailed as it spoke to different demographics.like muslims liked that he separated islam & terrorism.women were happy that he talked about gender equality.kenyans say that the most important part is when he mentioned his father was a kenyan.

-did anybody see the kenya - nigeria game.it was terrible.kenya was beaten 3 - 0.infact,most men wish they'd just have watched Catalina & Sebastian.

-& alot is being said about the pitch.it wasn't exactly the best.infact,it was so bad,the harambee stars felt right at home.

-but despite the loss,kenyans are assured that there is still a mathematical chance they could get to the Cup Of Nations.for those who dont't know,mathematical chance is a polite way of saying, 'They're Screwed'.

-& as if it wasn't obvious already,American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert confessed in a Rolling Stone magazine interview that he is gay.a gay teenage boy confessing?isn't that every catholic priest's dream?

-& in the news last week,a story was carried out about a woman who had given birth to quadruplets.yeah,4 kids.isn't that something?infact,the last kid just rolled out.

-some may remember that last week China marked 20 years since the Tiananmen Square Protests.actually the story was that after the death of a prominent pro-democracy activist,the protesters started gathering at Tiananmen Square over a perod of 15 weeks & had numbered 1,000,000 when the government sent troops who executed the massacre.that's how as a country you know there's too many of you.when it take's a million people to gather at one spot for the government to realise that something's up.

-last week China shut down mini-blogging social site Twitter.my heart goes out especially to the kids.boy am i going to miss those tweets, ''5 sneakers down,17 more to go.lol''.

-& talking about shutting down social sites,Iran also shut down Facebook.& the Iranians are mad at their president.infact,the Irani peoples relationship with Ahmadinejad is now listed as complicated.

-personally dont mind the site being closed down there.i was starting to get tired of all those Holocaust-Didn't-Happen requests.

-celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay was forced to apologise to australian TV host,Tracy Grimshaw after he made sexist comments towards her.its unbelievable,Gordon Ramsy apologising?infact his exact words were, ''am fucking sorry you sodding bitch''

-there was a shooting at the Holocaust Museum in D.C.the shooter is said to be anti-semitic who denies the holocaust & believes that Anne Frank's diary is a fake.or as Ahmadinejad would describe him, a noble man.

-& the UN plans on issuing sanctions against North Korea.experts say,if carried out,it may deal a huge blow to the huge spectacles industry.

-& the budget was read today.all the roads around parliament building were closed off.they dont want cars making noise for the sleeping MPs.

-as you may know,it has been an extremely difficult financial year.government has spent alot on unplanned expenditure,like Raila's carpet.

-& this week a western Kenya MP was carjacked & robbed of an unknown amount of money.that's how you know things are bad,when thieves are stealing from thieves.talk about honour among thieves.

-apparently,there are defficient drugs in the market.people are being adviced to report to the concerned authority if they suspect the drugs they took are causing unintented effects.you know i was wondering,that explains the 3 hour boner i got after taking those painkillers.