-the government will foot the bills of those injured in the tanker blast.so if you thought the government was selfish & only wastes money on the idiots in parliament,you've been proved wrong.they will waste money on idiots anywhere.

-for the last 2 weeks,the Iranian election has been a trending topic on Twitter.it has really raised site's profile.infact,Twitter is thinking of picking it up for a second season.

-almost 2 dozen people have been confirmed dead in the violence that broke out after that election.the country will mourn those killed next week.& on that day,Ahmadinejad's jacket will be flown at half-mast.

-& the government has defended itself regarding the shooting of a 16 year old girl during the protests even though it was filmed & circulated round the internet.they say the video may be a fake & besides its not clear who shot whom.really?who does this guy think he is?Alfred Mutua?

-as you know the election in Iran was disputed & for more than a week now there have been protests,people have been killed,& life is not the same.its good to see that finally there's something that Kenyans can set the trend on.

-anyway,Iran is different from other middle eastern states.its very liberal.like just recently,the government lifted the ban on Orals.

-its also very progressive.they maybe an islamic state but they're very tech savvy.like when a woman is found to have committed adultery,she gets stoned using iPhones.

-speaking of iPhones,there's another one out already.it has even more features than the last one.yeah,they added more.it even has a Pencil Sharpener.

-& a preacher appeared in court this week for making pornographic movies.yeah,he's a preacher-cum-filmmaker.emphasis being on the word 'Cum'.

-so he preaches during the day & shoots porno at night.one of his films is called 'Jizz-Us Christ'.another one,'Land Of Milf & Horny'.

-word is,he was planning on collaborating with Fr Kizito on something new.the working title is-this is not official yet-'Let The Children Cum To Me'.

-& the 1st ever Kalasha Awards will be held tonight.it will reward Kenyan films & TV for excellence in production.but since this is Kenya 'OK' will do.
anyway,they've been forced to add a special category at the last minute due to demand.the category is 'Best Film By A Pervert Priest'.

-& Michael Jackson is dead.its a sad day i have to admit.but it now seems everything is OK in Iran.

-its impossible to ignore MJs impact on the world.he touched many lives..& children.

-well,nobody really saw this coming.i always thought you had a long way to go even after your nose dies.

-earlier reports said that MJ had been taken in sick.MJ sick?pardon me if am wrong,but in my opinion he's been sick for 25 years.

-anyway,the autopsy will be done today.its not yet been decided where he'll be buried.but rumor has it that he wanted to be buried next to his nose.

-he died at the age of 50,but his face was twelve.

-anyway,he wasn't breathing so he was taken to hospital.the medics tried but they couldn't revive him.a lot of people think that could've worked if only they took him to a children's hospital.