-last week the Iranis were getting ready to hold their elections.initial projections showed that the race was a tight one.'too close to call',that's what they said.or as Kibaki would call it, Imminent Victory.

-after the election,the opposition & its supporters are claiming that the election wasnt fair.they went on the rampage,blocked streets,burnt cars.in Tehran's biggest slum they actually uprooted a camel track.

-during the protests police fired live bullets & now 7 people have been confirmed dead.the world is terming it an atrocity,kenyan police are calling at soft approach.

-anyway the head of the Guardian Council agreed for a recount of some votes.this is weird.i didnt know this.his name is Ali Khamenei Kivuitu.

-in the same week,the 1st of three fibre optic cables finally reached the Kenyan coast.Kibaki was on hand to mark the event.there was an awkward moment at the beginning of his speech though when he said, ''the internet,that's the one with the Email, right?''.

-and during the event there was a Ugandan minister who accidentally reffered to Kibaki as president of the republic of Uganda.of course he apologised for that.but nonetheless the government will use 200 million to determine whether Kibaki is Kenya's or Uganda's president.

-last week,the world also marked World Day Against Child Labour.or as it was known in China, Friday.

-there's a story in the news about a catholic priest,Fr Kizito who uses hypnosis to sodomize young boys.Michael Jackson doesnt look so bad now,huh.

-so lets get this straight.he's a priest,housing alot of little boys who he puts in a trance to perform sexual acts on.if your finding this hard to follow,just think of it this way:he's Michael Jackson-meets-Hugh Heffner-meets-David Blaine.

-after filming the acts,apparently he sends them to Italy.this is 'cos they have to be approved & rated by the Vatican.

-well,lets hope this doesn't spoil the good image the church has upheld over the years.

-a exiled male Cuban blogger claims that he has for a while now been masquerading as a woman to be able to flirt with Fidel Castro's son.he did this to make him open up about his lifestyle.this would have been interesting if his lifestyle didnt include driving his 1990 Mazda Miati to the national stadium to bet on high stakes mule races.

-a UN relief food barge was hijacked in Sudan by rebels.they returned the food when they realised it was from Britain.

-& Raila's motorcade got into a bit of an accident as he was going to the Nairobi Club.he actually got out of the car to inspect the damage himself.yea,but he had to wait a few minutes for the carpet to be laid out.

-& FIFA ruled that only 36,000 fans will be allowed to watch the Kenya - Mozambique game.coach Hey isnt happy about this.he says FIFA shouldn't limit the number of fans.in his opinion every Kenyan should be given the chance to watch Harambee play like crap.